Total Banane!

Mann isst in Kondom eingewickeltes Obst und muss ins Krankenhaus

Story from Jam Press (Banana Condom Swallowed) Pictured: The now removed banana-stuffed condom. Man taken to hospital after eating a banana in a condom A man was rushed to hospital after swallowing a banana in a CONDOM. The unnamed victim had gulped the fruity contraceptive whole during a fit of rage. The 34-year-old began vomiting and complained of stomach pains when he was rushed to hospital last year. Doctors performed a CT scan where they found the slippery fruit lodged in his small intestine. He had been unable to go to the loo for 24 hours as the fruit had been blocking his bowel. The man was then rushed to surgery where doctors safely removed the banana. Photos show the brown mushy filled condom beside the surgical scissors used to fish it out. The man rested in hospital for three days before he was discharged. It is believed to be the first case of an individual swallowing a banana in a condom. This appeared in the Cureus Journal of Medical Science by radiologists Rosarie Tudas, Karan Rao, Yashant Aswani and surgeon Luis J. Garcia from the University of Iowa. ENDS
Völlig Banane: Mann isst Obst im Kondom
Jam Press

Dieser Fall zeigt, dass es nichts gibt, was es nicht gibt. Denn in den USA hat ein 34-Jähriger kürzlich eine Banane gegessen – eine Banane, die in ein Kondom eingewickelt war. Keine gute Idee. Er landete im Krankenhaus, dort holte man das Obst der ganz besonderen Sorte wieder heraus.

So etwas hatte vorher noch keiner gegessen

Story from Jam Press (Banana Condom Swallowed) Pictured: Scans taken of the man's intestine after he swallowed a banana in a condom - Shows fecalization of the small bowel caused by the banana-stuffed condom Man taken to hospital after eating a banana in a condom A man was rushed to hospital after swallowing a banana in a CONDOM. The unnamed victim had gulped the fruity contraceptive whole during a fit of rage. The 34-year-old began vomiting and complained of stomach pains when he was rushed to hospital last year. Doctors performed a CT scan where they found the slippery fruit lodged in his small intestine. He had been unable to go to the loo for 24 hours as the fruit had been blocking his bowel. The man was then rushed to surgery where doctors safely removed the banana. Photos show the brown mushy filled condom beside the surgical scissors used to fish it out. The man rested in hospital for three days before he was discharged. It is believed to be the first case of an individual swallowing a banana in a condom. This appeared in the Cureus Journal of Medical Science by radiologists Rosarie Tudas, Karan Rao, Yashant Aswani and surgeon Luis J. Garcia from the University of Iowa. ENDS
Die Blockade im Röntgenbild
Jam Press

Er selbst sagt, er habe die Banane inklusive Gummi gegessen, nachdem er einen Wutanfall hatte. Offenbar leide der 34-Jährige an Depressionen. So einen Fall hat es – zumindest aufgezeichnet - laut der Zeitschrift "Cureus" zuvor noch nie gegeben. War aber auch echt keine gute Idee. Denn der Mann hatte kurze Zeit nach der Einnahme der Banane eine schwere Darmblockade, die außerdem zu Übelkeit führte.

Der 34-Jährige sollte künftig die Finger von solchen Experimenten lassen

Nach dem CT, auf dem deutlich zu erkennen war, was der Mann verzehrt hatte, wurde die Banane inklusive Kondom herausoperiert.

Drei Tage später wurde er aus dem Krankenhaus entlassen. Laut New York Post regenerierte sich sein Darmtrakt innerhalb von zwei Wochen.

Künftig sollte er vielleicht die Finger von Obst lassen, insbesondere von Bananen, besonders, wenn sie verpackt sind! (lel)

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